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Funny Quotes by Ace Kid
- He who laughs last didn't get it.
- A man who laughs when things go wrong,has thought of someone to blame it on.
- A computer is any television with a calculater in front of it.
- No matter how thick the darkness is,you can never miss the path to your mouth.
- You are born free,then you are taxed to death.
- Being a couch potatoe is really dangerous,someone may get hungry and eat you up.
- Anytime I have a hammer in hand,things all around me start to look like nail
- Always borrow money from a pessimist.he will never expect it back.
More Funny Quotes
- To be free in an age like ours, one must be in a position of authority. That in itself would be enough… — Hannah Arendt
- These are the fifties, you know. The disgusting, posturing fifties. — Hannah Arendt
- I'm literally open to any medium that will have me. — J. J. Abrams
- We must all make peace so that we can all live in peace. — Jean-Bertrand Aristide
- Love is composed of a single soul inhabiting two bodies. — Aristotle
- There is no great genius without a mixture of madness. — Aristotle
- I hope to make movies that are so small they don't need to make anything to be profitable. — J. J. Abrams
- I love recording music. — J. J. Abrams
- Hope is the dream of a waking man. — Aristotle
- Education is the best provision for old age. — Aristotle
- I've had the same friends since I was in kindergarten. — J. J. Abrams
- I also have this incredible love for women. — Kevyn Aucoin