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- I always dream of being a millionaire like my uncle!... He's dreaming too. - http://coolfunnyquotes.com
- I called the restaurant and I asked them if they take orders, when they said they do, I told them 'run outside naked!
- A bikini is like a barbedwire fence. It protects the property without obstructing the view.
- ~ Romance Mathematics ~ Smart Man + Smart Woman = Romance Smart Man + Dumb Woman = Affair Dumb Man + Smart Woman = Marriage…
- Wife:-I will die. Husband:- I will also die. Wife:-why will you die? Husband:- because I can't bear that much happiness
- Gang of Santa-Banta broke a bank, but instead of cash they find bottles of chilled red wine... happily they drink and left next day headline…
- If I need Brain Transplantation I will prefer your brain... don't think that you are a genius.......... i need a brain which is never used…
- Son - I want a baby brother . Mom - your dad is overseas. When he comes back we will talk over it . Son…
- What do u call a woman in heaven? - An Angel. A crowd of woman in heaven? - A host of Angels. And all woman…
- Son: Dad, what is an idiot? Dad: An idiot is a person who tries to explain his ideas in such a strange and long way…
- I have a confession to make ever since I met u its been hard for me to 4get u every night I see u in…
- The animals of a jungle have decided to hold a meeting. The lion has come, the tiger has come, the elephant has come, the monkey…
- Hello, this is GOD. I make few bad creations but you are the worst monster I ever realised. My apologies on behalf of the whole…
- Girl: when we get married, I want to share all your worries, troubles and lighten your burden. boy: it's very kind of you, darling, but…
- Twinkle twinkle little star, you should know what you are, and once you know what you are, Mental hospital is not so far.
- Marriage: It's an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her master
- Father: Your teacher says she finds it Impossible to teach you anything! Son: Thats why I say shes no good!
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- We must all make peace so that we can all live in peace. — Jean-Bertrand Aristide
- Love is composed of a single soul inhabiting two bodies. — Aristotle
- There is no great genius without a mixture of madness. — Aristotle
- I hope to make movies that are so small they don't need to make anything to be profitable. — J. J. Abrams
- I love recording music. — J. J. Abrams
- Hope is the dream of a waking man. — Aristotle
- Education is the best provision for old age. — Aristotle
- I've had the same friends since I was in kindergarten. — J. J. Abrams
- I also have this incredible love for women. — Kevyn Aucoin