A Josland Quotes
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I always dream of being a millionaire like my uncle!... He's dreaming too. - http://coolfunnyquotes.com
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I called the restaurant and I asked them if they take orders, when they said they do, I told them 'run outside naked!
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A bikini is like a barbedwire fence. It protects the property without obstructing the view.
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~ Romance Mathematics ~ Smart Man + Smart Woman = Romance Smart Man + Dumb Woman = Affair Dumb Man + Smart Woman = Marriage…
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Wife:-I will die. Husband:- I will also die. Wife:-why will you die? Husband:- because I can't bear that much happiness
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Gang of Santa-Banta broke a bank, but instead of cash they find bottles of chilled red wine... happily they drink and left next day headline…
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If I need Brain Transplantation I will prefer your brain... don't think that you are a genius.......... i need a brain which is never used…
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Son - I want a baby brother . Mom - your dad is overseas. When he comes back we will talk over it . Son…
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What do u call a woman in heaven? - An Angel. A crowd of woman in heaven? - A host of Angels. And all woman…
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Son: Dad, what is an idiot? Dad: An idiot is a person who tries to explain his ideas in such a strange and long way…
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I have a confession to make ever since I met u its been hard for me to 4get u every night I see u in…
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The animals of a jungle have decided to hold a meeting. The lion has come, the tiger has come, the elephant has come, the monkey…
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Hello, this is GOD. I make few bad creations but you are the worst monster I ever realised. My apologies on behalf of the whole…
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Girl: when we get married, I want to share all your worries, troubles and lighten your burden. boy: it's very kind of you, darling, but…
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Twinkle twinkle little star, you should know what you are, and once you know what you are, Mental hospital is not so far.
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Marriage: It's an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her master
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Father: Your teacher says she finds it Impossible to teach you anything! Son: Thats why I say shes no good!
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When you left, my world turned upside down
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When I dream, I dream of you... maybe one day, dreams will come true. Love U
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Yesterday I did love you, tomorrow I will only think of you. You know what ILOVEYOU.
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