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Fun Quotes by Dave Barry
- Skiing combines outdoor fun with knocking down trees with your face.
- Not all chemicals are bad. Without chemicals such as hydrogen and oxygen, for example, there would be no way to make water, a vital ingredient…
- You can only be young once. But you can always be immature.
- Never under any circumstances take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.
- Another well-known Paris landmark is the Arc de Triomphe, a moving monument to the many brave women and men who have died trying to visit…
- The major advantage of domestic travel is that, with a few exceptions such as Miami, most domestic locations are conveniently situated right here in the…
- Dating means doing a lot of fun things you will never do again if you get married. The fun stops with marriage because you're trying…
- Although humans tend to view sex as mainly a fun recreational activity sometimes resulting in death, in nature it is a far more serious matter.
- But that's kind of an easy stance to be if you're a humor columnist, because you're tending to make fun of the government and the…
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