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Fuck Quotes by Robert Schimmel
- One of my friends goes: 'So, you know what really turns me on; when girls talk dirty in bed.' Yeah I tried that with my…
- So because of my act my daughter thinks she can talk to me about anything. She's been dating the same guy since high school and…
- I was making love one night with my wife and she said: 'You're in me.' I know where I am, shut the fuck up.
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