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- Fuck me in the beard. -Martin
- Alison Scott: Why don't you go FUCK your FUCKING Bong? Ben Stone: I will! I'll do it doggy style, too! For once!
- Ben Stone: Do you want to do it doggie style? Alison Scott: You're not going to fuck me like a dog. Ben Stone: It's doggie…
- Fuck you, hormones! -Ben Stone
- You think I'm an inventor? "He created a dick-skin condom, He hollowed out a penis and put it on", what the fuck? -Ben Stone
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