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- Pete: Just don't ask me to lend you any money. Ben Stone: Can I just - have some?
- Alison Scott: I was drunk! Ben Stone: Was your vagina drunk?
- That's because Steely Dan Gargles my balls. -Ben Stone
- Yeah, it's a cure-all. My buddy Jonah broke his elbow one time. He just smoked some weed. It still clicks, but it's cool. -Ben Stone
- Pete: I'm gonna throw you in my DeLorean and gun it to 88. Ben Stone: [Mimicks car noise] VRRROOOOM
- Alison Scott: Why don't you go FUCK your FUCKING Bong? Ben Stone: I will! I'll do it doggy style, too! For once!
- Pete: There are five different types of chairs in this hotel room. Ben Stone: That's way too many chairs for one room!
- Ben Stone: Do you want to do it doggie style? Alison Scott: You're not going to fuck me like a dog. Ben Stone: It's doggie…
- Fuck you, hormones! -Ben Stone
- Your face looks like Robin Williams' knuckles. -Ben Stone
- You're going to be embarrassed when you realize I'm Wilmer Valderama. -Ben Stone [to bartender]
- If any of us get laid tonight, it's because of Eric Bana in "Munich." -Ben Stone
- You think I'm an inventor? "He created a dick-skin condom, He hollowed out a penis and put it on", what the fuck? -Ben Stone
- Isn't weird how chairs exist even when you're not sitting on them? -Ben Stone
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