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Front Quotes by Jack Handey
- Is there anything more beautiful than a beautiful, beautiful flamingo, flying across in front of a beautiful sunset? And he's carrying a beautiful rose in…
- Today I accidentally stepped on a snail on the sidewalk in front of our house. And I thought, I too am like that snail. I…
- Instead of raising your hand to ask a question in class, how about individual push buttons on each desk? That way, when you want to…
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