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From Quotes by Jerry Seinfeld
- Men want the same thing from their underwear that they want from women: a little bit of support, and a little bit of freedom.
- Any day you had gym class was a weird school day. It started off normal. You had English, Social Studies, Geometry, then suddenly your in…
- Let's face it, the human body is like a condominium apartment. The thing that keeps you really enjoying it is the maintenance. There's a tremendous…
- I've compiled a book from the Internet. It's a book of quotations attributed to the wrong people.
- Celebrity is no different from any other energy. It's a force for good or evil. It's no different from money. It's power.
- The Beatles created something that never trailed off. What a gift that was to their fans. If you're into the Beatles, you loved them from…
- Well, all comedy starts with anger. You get angry, and its never for a good reason, right? You know its not a good reason. And…
- Life is truly a ride. We're all strapped in and no one can stop it. When the doctor slaps your behind, he's ripping your ticket…
- A lot of times, you could play me just the laughs from my set, and I could tell you, from the laugh, what the joke…
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