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Friends Quotes by Green Monk
- Keep your friends close and your alcohol closer. Then get drunk and insult your friends.
- I act completely normal around my parents. But as soon as I'm with my friends, I'm like the energizer bunny, on crack...
- I like those Birthday reminders on Facebook because occasionally they remind me of the friends I need to Delete.
- If your friends jumped off a cliff, would you? . . . If my friends jumped off a cliff, it would be cause it was…
- True friends are like diapers they never leave your ass, even if they are full of shit.
- I don't know my friends addresses, but I know exactly where they live.
- My granddaughter wanted a Cinderella theme party, so I invited all her friends over and made them clean my house!
More Friends Quotes
- I keep my friends as misers do their treasure, because, of all the things granted us by wisdom, none is greater or… — Pietro Aretino
- Your lost friends are not dead, but gone before, advanced a stage or two upon that road which you must travel in… — Aristophanes
- Men of sense often learn from their enemies. It is from their foes, not their friends, that cities learn the lesson of… — Aristophanes
- A friend to all is a friend to none. — Aristotle
- Friendship is a single soul dwelling in two bodies. — Aristotle
- Wishing to be friends is quick work, but friendship is a slow ripening fruit. — Aristotle
- He who hath many friends hath none. — Aristotle
- In poverty and other misfortunes of life, true friends are a sure refuge. The young they keep out of mischief; to the… — Aristotle
- For though we love both the truth and our friends, piety requires us to honor the truth first. — Aristotle
- Misfortune shows those who are not really friends. — Aristotle
- Without friends no one would choose to live, though he had all other goods. — Aristotle
- I've had the same friends since I was in kindergarten. — J. J. Abrams