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Four Quotes by Nikhil Saluja
- WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe that Ex-lovers Are really dying for you to telephone them at four in the morning.
- When a clock is hungry it goes back four seconds.
- Griddle cakes, pancakes, hotcakes, flapjacks: why are there four names for grilled batter and only one word for love?
- I got a fortune cookie today. It said I should invest in something fun on four wheels. I don't know if that meant I should…
- A couple is married for 47 years and the woman dies. At the funeral, the pallbearers swing the coffin, which hits a wall. From inside…
- CORPORATE You have two cows. You sell one, force the other to produce the milk of four cows, then act surprised when it drops dead.
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