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First Quotes by Green Monk
- Have patience with all things, but, first of all with yourself. And then murder the asshole, Retweeting your Twitter Crush.
- When you're given a second chance, it's because God thought it was funny when you screwed up the first time and He wants to see…
- First thing you do when you wake up is reach for your phone...
- First they ignore you, then they ridicule you, then they fight you, then you have sex with their wives, and then you win.
- The first woman who decided that tights are pants should get the Nobel Peace Prize.
- Ladies, if you give men a choice between two things they'll pick the first. They stopped listening and didn't hear the second
- Number one rule: Never get attached to something that wasn't yours in the first place.
- I'm so sorry, but I have some bad news and a Justin Bierber CD. Which one would you like to hear first?
- I Met Her On Internet......it was Love from first click!
- Sluts should be called, Humpty Dumpty. First they get humped, then they get dumped..
- The first step in going somewhere is deciding you are not going to stay where you are.
- When someone let you go first and said, ladies first, say bitches follow
- In order to raise a child, you must first raise a penis.
- Blowjobs are the second best thing a woman can ever do with her mouth, the first best thing is shutting the fuck up.
- Laughter is the second best medicine. Setting things on fire is first.
More First Quotes
- No punishment has ever possessed enough power of deterrence to prevent the commission of crimes. On the contrary, whatever the punishment, once… — Hannah Arendt
- The spirit of Ubuntu, that once led Haiti to emerge as the first independent black nation in 1804, helped Venezuela, Colombia and… — Jean-Bertrand Aristide
- The first time Haiti had free and fair democratic elections was 1990, when I was elected. — Jean-Bertrand Aristide
- I am lucky, I'm the first to admit that. — J. J. Abrams
- Courage is the first of human qualities because it is the quality which guarantees the others. — Aristotle
- For though we love both the truth and our friends, piety requires us to honor the truth first. — Aristotle
- He who is to be a good ruler must have first been ruled. — Aristotle
- In making a speech one must study three points: first, the means of producing persuasion; second, the language; third the proper arrangement… — Aristotle
- Retired is being tired twice, I've thought, first tired of working, then tired of not. — Richard Armour
- The first time that you escape from home or the small town that you live in - there's a reason a small… — Billie Joe Armstrong
- For some young people, their first experience ever hearing punk rock music was playing the Green Bay Packers on 'Madden'. — Billie Joe Armstrong
- Ironically, the first thing that appealed to me about Islam was its pluralism. The fact that the Koran praises all the great… — Karen Armstrong