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- I can't even find someone for a platonic relationship, much less the kind where someone wants to see me naked.
- I understand being less sexy than Osama bin Laden, but not less sexy than Carrot Top. That, I find offensive.
- With the Internet, if you erase something it just means you have to spend another half-minute to find it.
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