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Laurie Notaro has 14 quotes on this site. A few more worth reading:
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If you really believe in what you're doing, work hard, take nothing personally, and if something blocks your route, find another. Never…
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I want a man as nice as my retarded dog, but one that doesn't crap on the floor.
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Books are to me as homemade tattoos are to an inmate. Can't get enough of them.
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I have more faith in my bra than I have in my accountant.
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Everyone knows there's only one thing less welcome on a stage than a mime, and that's a clown, because everyone knows that…
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Bad boyfriends don't disguise themselves; their girlfriends do it for them.
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Justin Halpern tosses lightning bolts of laughter out of his pocket like he is shooting dice in a back alley. In one…
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I could croak with no warning, and the only tragedy anyone would experience would be showing up on the last day of…
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My family were staunch believers in physical violence, not automatic violence, and we had a Safeway around the corner, so we never…
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You're fighting a battle of good and evil with your dog pimp! Your only weapon is the shimmy! There is power in…
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I'm nicer on tax day than I am when I'm on deadline.
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I majored in journalism at Arizona State University, where I began writing the columns I write now, but I cannot, in good…
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The history of science, like the history of all human ideas, is a history of irresponsible dreams, of obstinacy, and of error.…
— Karl Popper
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I have a 92 year old father whose doing beautifully who lives in Chicago and a sister and a nephew and a…
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I fairly often have thought how lucky I was. I knew everybody because I was married to Bogie, and that 25-year difference…
— Lauren Bacall
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I've never really considered doing stand up, but I have done readings/spoken word things fairly often in which I'll just tell a…
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School visits are something I do fairly often: I always say to the students that somebody has got to end up with…
— Julian Fellowes
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For me an unfavorable initial reaction happens fairly often. For some reason the more time that elapses after the film opens, the…
— Alain Resnais
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When I was a lad in my 20s, as carefree and debonair as any other underpaid newspaperman, I happened to be a…
— Dan Jenkins
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When I lived in Baltimore, I would come down fairly often to go to the Hirshhorn, and one of my good friends…
— Abbi Jacobson
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The Import Tuner cover shoot was so fun! The stylist was good and the photographer was cool. Yeah, I go on shoots…
— Amber Lancaster
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I like beards, and Ive had them fairly often. But usually in the winter. I dont think Ive had a beard quite…
— Paul Rudd
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