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Dog Quotes by Laurie Notaro
- I want a man as nice as my retarded dog, but one that doesn't crap on the floor.
- I could croak with no warning, and the only tragedy anyone would experience would be showing up on the last day of my estate sale…
- You're fighting a battle of good and evil with your dog pimp! Your only weapon is the shimmy! There is power in the shimmy! Make…
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- In times of joy, all of us wished we possessed a tail we could wag. — Wystan Hugh Auden
- Life is life - whether in a cat, or dog or man. There is no difference there between a cat or a… — Sri Aurobindo
- Truth is a good dog; but always beware of barking too close to the heels of an error, lest you get your… — Francis Bacon
- Cats are very independent animals. They're very sexy, if you want. Dogs are different. They're familiar. They're obedient. You call a cat,… — Antonio Banderas
- If you call a cat, he may not come. Which doesn't happen with dogs. They're different types of animals. Cats are very… — Antonio Banderas
- When a man's best friend is his dog, that dog has a problem. — Edward Abbey
- We have to convince the people of Bucharest, who are dog lovers, to treat dogs like they treat their children and not… — Brigitte Bardot
- I can tell you that I'd rather be kissed by my dogs than by some people I've known. — Bob Barker
- Dogs feel very strongly that they should always go with you in the car, in case the need should arise for them… — Dave Barry
- There's a tremendous difference between alone and lonely. You could be lonely in a group of people. I like being alone. I… — Drew Barrymore
- Does not the gratitude of the dog put to shame any man who is ungrateful to his benefactors? — Saint Basil
- Oh, love will make a dog howl in rhyme. — Francis Beaumont