Best Facebook Status Lines
1247 Facebook Status quotes by 341 unique authors
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The next generation wouldn't know the joy of making new friends by approaching them, they just search and add them
— Hussein Nishah
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Dont get my personality and my attitude twisted, because my personality is me, and my attitude depends on you.
— Babloo
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Dont judge me until you know me. Dont underestimate me until you challenge me. And dont talk about me until you talk to me!
— Babloo
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Dont cry over anyone who wont cry over you
— Hussein Nishah
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Everyone deserves to be loved. Its what you do with the love is what makes the relationship..
— Kevin McCarty
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I don't care about popularity or on how many numbers a blogger can have or how long each word exist. Because it's not the reason…
— Gien Caytuna
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Don't compare your life to others'. You have no idea what their journey is all about.
— Superman
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If I can combine all your facebook status, I can have a nice Horror, comedy, drama sci-fi movie in one day..
— Simphiwe Scientist
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I wonder if people who are working at NSA do listen all my phone call conversation.? If they does well surely they should know how…
— Simphiwe Dumi
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Go ahead and play your little childish games, I have u figured out, I'm a few steps ahead of u, think u can fool me?a…
— Strawberry
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I don`t like you for your looks. But I fell in love with you because of your personality.
— Strawberry
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I got a dream thats worth more then my reality. And pride thats worth more then a salary.
— Strawberry
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Girls problem: They love the ones that hurt them. Boys problem: They hurt the ones they love.
— Strawberry
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I have learned that sometimes SORRY is not enough. You actually have to change yourself.
— Strawberry
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Bitches b like long hair dont care known damn well they shit shorter than a Instagram video
— IG:catone_2_funny
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U learn mo bout a person at da end of a relationship than @ da beginning
— IG:catone_2_funny
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Good looks fade but a good heart keeps you beautiful forever.
— Melchor Lim
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Relationships are harder now because conversations become texting. Arguments become phone calls, and feelings become status updates.
— Bernajoy Vaal
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I don't understand those couples that fight and a minute later change their Facebook status to Single. I fight with my parents but you don't…
— Shennon Fabiano
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Just because I like your Facebook status does not mean I want to sleep, date, or hangout with you...
— Obey Terell Cx
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If people could see the face I make when I read their Facebook status updates, they would probably unfriend me.
— Danish
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Whats more awkward, answering Dora, or sitting in silence while she stares at you?
— Danish
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Knowing you are the last generation to remember life before the internet.
— Danish
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Life is short, live it. Love is rare, grab it. Anger is bad, dump it. Fear is awful, face it. Memories are sweet, cherish it
— Jesse Joseph
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Respect one sided lovers, their love is selfless, they love u without getting loved back.!!!
— Tufail Mehraj
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