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Eddie Izzard has 99 quotes on this site. A few more worth reading:
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If you're choking in a restaurant you can just say the magic words, 'Heimlich maneuver,' and all will be well. Trouble is,…
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The National Rifle Association says, 'Guns don't kill people. People do'. But I think the gun helps.
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I saw something in a program on something in Miami, and they were saying, "We've redecorated this building to how it looked…
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You have the American dream! The dream is to be born in a gutter and grow up, and then get all the…
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Puberty is the sickest joke God plays on us. So you're just noticing members of the sex: "Girls girls, ooo". Naturally you…
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If I were Achilles I would put my foot in a f**k off block of concrete!
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You say 'erbs, and we say Herbs because there's a f*****g H in it!
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The Death Star is just full of British actors opening doors and going,Oh... I... oh... What is it Lieutenant Sebastian? It's just…
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You piss me off you Salmon... You're too expensive in restaurants.
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I'm working on a speed boat at the moment. Much more exciting. It'll really kick ass, give great photographs for the people…
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That's no good, I can't steal from the fairly well off and give to the moderately impoverished! That's not gonna swing, is…
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Scrabble was invented by Nazis to piss off kids with dyslexia.
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Everyone sort of lives with their rulers in the past and doesn’t look at coming changes.
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The thing about living in Los Angeles and doing a lot of movies is that you get to go to a lot…
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Studying music, everyone sort of has their own style - it's not like everyone's going for the same part.
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Everyone sort of sees his own life and times as being ephemeral. One thinks that everything good or important that happened, happened…
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So then there was the Greek, Socrates, he was great... He invented questioning. Before Socrates, no questioning. Everyone sort of went, ''Yeah,…
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When you go in and guest-star on a TV show, they already have their family - everybody pretty much knows everybody, and…
— Laura Ramsey
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I have always been a big meta guy because I think the way journalism is practiced in Washington, and the way everyone…
— Mark Leibovich
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Everyone sort of thought their familys way of doing things was better and each family felt like their traditions of family were…
— Florence And The Machine
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