Dumb Quotes

1296 Dumb quotes by 922 unique authors

Looking at my keyboard and I see that U and I are together but under them is JK — Ana Chable
BRB- I dont want to talk to you. LOL- I have nothing else to say. COOL- I dont care — Ana Chable
All Dogs dont go to Heaven cause most of them Die in the Junk Yard! — Milliton MUNNEY
Sex? With no condom? Yeah, it might feel good. Yeah, you gon' love it at the moment. Oh, you woke up? Feeling sick? Puking like… — Unknown Author
What do you want me too I gave everything,every part of me and you threw it all away 7 months of us together and it… — Wrestling001
Saying ''Shut up,You have no friends'' to someone can really piss them off! THEY DO HAVE FRIENDS! DUMB ASH! — Jazzy
Holding on to an offense never hurts your offender. It just lets them keep hurting YOU. That's dumb. — Stankyrich
Playing dumb is not for me. If I say that I don't understand it, it means that I don't understand it. Period. — Jean-Paul Malfatti
Mr. Electricidad: OK, kids, whos next? Remember, there are no dumb ideas. Linus: Maybe we can freeze his circuits! Mr. Electricidad: Thats the dumbest idea… — Unknown Author
Today my double piercing got stuck in my hair and got ripped out. They're not supposed to come out for another 3 or so weeks....so… — Naquitta Faith
Stop focusing on how stressed you are and remember how blessed you are. Complaining won't change the outcome, but a positive attitude will. Life is… — Melchor Lim
Never hold onto someone that makes you look foolish or dumb. — Sonya Parker
The thought of losing you makes me feel scared. I love you to death. We love each other too much, too strong to break apart.… — Myself
If you're dumb enough to let me go, someone else will be smart enough to catch me and never make your mistake. — Priyanka
Haha,Watch me get in troubleXD I already know. Friday comes imma punch Aj in his face(: I'll be like ''Bitch,You fucking dumb ass cunt!'' And… — Jazzy
Fairly Used Chicken for sale.... Xmas promo is here: Tokunbo chicken, Buy 1 and get 1 free * London used chicken - N1,200 * USA… — Glory Ebri
Females need to stop arguing over these men that don't give a damn about them. Do you realize that while you are going back and… — Deshawn Branch
It's alright to look back and realize how dumb we where. Now you know this, so there shouldn't be no excuses for staying dumb. — Gee Linder
To stay with the wrong person you have to look dumb or foolish, even though you're far from it. — Sonya Parker
My dreams and nightmares are haunted, They scare me, I always feel like someone is following me or watching me, Even when I sleep, I've… — Myothersweetangel199

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