Dumb Quotes

1296 Dumb quotes by 922 unique authors

Dear Mr. President, Were you a lonely boy? How can you say No child is left behind? We're not dumb and we're not blind. — Unknown Author
Lifes A bitch na better yet a dumb broad now I bet I can fuck the world and make it cum hard! — Lil Wayne
That's great Bobby, but we don't have Dance Dance Revolution, so - you're dumb. — Nick Swardson
Like you said - we all do dumb shit when we're fucked up. -Mike Tyson [to Phil] — The Hangover
They took the foam off the market because they found out it was poisonous, but if you ask me, if you're dumb enough to eat… — Homer Simpson
Normally, both your asses would be dead as fucking fried chicken, but you happen to pull this shit while I'm in a transitional period so… — Pulp Fiction
Courage is a hard thing to figure. You can have courage based on a dumb idea or a mistake, but you are not supposed to… — The Blind Side
Its about to go down.. My mom told me to tell you! To mind your damn motherfucking business bitch, you lil' stupid bitch , dumb… — Kevin Hart
Okay, yeah. I've got an apology. So, I have this friend who is a new student this year. And I convinced her that it would… — Janis
Your baby daddy said he was going too married you buh as soon as the baby com he dumb you ! smh — Unknown Author
Audemars bruh, Wizzles riding in Pick up trucks. Riding puff bus, tough luck you dumb fucks. — Neako
Is what Ive become, young and Im dumb Been spending cake to get some bump in the trunk. — Mac Miller
The word 'genius' isn't applicable in football. A genius is a guy like Norman Einstein. — Unknown Author
Traditionally, most of Australia's imports come from overseas. — Unknown Author
Stupid ass jeans dumb ass swagg...beat it from the back. — Waka Flocka
You only young once so all the hatin that be dumb — Mac Miller
Lifes a bitch.... nahh better yet a dumb broad — Lil Wayne
They say Im crazy, well, Im bout to go dumb again. They aint see me cause I pulled up in my other Benz. — Kanye West
How can we ruin something so perfect, so fluent We was young, We was dumb, We ain't know what we was doing — Lil Wayne
Gopal was sharp as a knife-edge where mathematical matters were concerned, but, poor fellow, he was very dumb and stupid in other matters. — Unknown Author
Facebook doesn't get you caught up; your dumb ass statuses does. — Unknown Author
And they can rip ma heart out but still that wont change the dumb ways of nigeria's political game — Majid Lawal
I ain't F___king wit u dumb b*!thes no more always in the club luking like a bozo — Nicki Minaj
I aint f_____king with u dumb b!*ches no more always in the club luking like a bozo — Nicki Minaj
I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother and father. — Greg Norman

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