Dumb Quotes

1296 Dumb quotes by 922 unique authors

Today I think he likes me back, we made eye contact in the hallway — Sam Scarponi
The minute the one you love say you are dumb or stupid is the minute you are single .ironic. — Miranda
All guys favorite lines are my mom said I can't date .When they are to scared to break up wit you .ironic. — Miranda
People don't understand that when u try your hardest .but they don't care but don't get cold hearted just remeber it — Miranda
People are gonna lie and cheat and play u but don't get mad or cry .because God's showing there true colors.ironic. — Miranda
When I was 18, I thought my father was pretty dumb. After a while when I got to be 21, I was amazed to find… — Frank Butler
Maybe these kids are just too young and too dumb to know about the first 13. Maybe they can't comprehend that the Braves have only… — Tim Hudson
Everybody started saying, well, this cat's not as dumb as people think he is. — David Allan Coe
I appreciated and respected kids who asked questions. They didn't do it to get attention, but because they were interested. Kids who didn't want to… — Unknown Author
I always said you have to be really smart or really dumb to play this game well. I just don't know where I fit in. — Unknown Author
We made this really dumb decision to put on the cover nothing from South Park but just a real life photo of a piece of… — Trey Parker
Well, he can't be dumb, I mean, because he's been president for four years and he's president again, so you're going to get caught out… — John Newcombe
I've always thought those guys are really funny. And I love Dumb and Dumber, Kingpin and Mary. — David Zucker
I'm a meathead. I can't help it, man. You've got smart people and you've got dumb people. — Keanu Reeves
She said 'I'm by commission. You don't have to pay anything until you sell anything.' I said, 'Well fine. You want to be my agent… — Amy Tan
If addiction is judged by how long a dumb animal will sit pressing a lever to get a "fix" of something, to its own detriment,… — Unknown Author
We're not going to dumb down for them. They have to move up. They're the network and we're the show. — Alia Shawkat
We was young and we was dumb, but we had heart — 2Pac
I've made all my money on my own without my family and I work very hard, ... Just listening to my father . . .… — Paris Hilton
This will end the mythology of the dumb little Dutch boy with his stupid finger in the dike to save his country. — Unknown Author
Am I so smart, or are you so dumb? — Louis Van Gaal
Life's a bitch. Nah, better yet a dumb broad. — Lil Wayne
I'm so fuckin' dumb I wrote diamonds on my thumb. That's a diamond on my dick, so that's a diamond on her tongue. — Gucci Mane
I got dumb money, my bank account is foolish red rubies in my belt buckle, did it for tha groupies. — Gucci Mane
Bishop G, they told me I should come down cousin but I flatly refuse I AIN'T DUMB DOWN NUTTIN. — Lupe Fiasco

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