Dumb Quotes

1296 Dumb quotes by 922 unique authors

Smart development invests in insulation, efficient cars, and ever-renewed sources of energy. Dumb growth crashes around looking for more oil. — Donella Meadows
If I am going to trash others for their dumb predictions, I must at least hold myself to the same sort of accountability. — Barry Ritholtz
You have to be highly intelligent to get away with a dumb joke. That takes a pretty smart fella. — Tracy Morgan
Too clever is dumb. — Ogden Nash
Would it not be much better to have a president who deliberately lied to the people because he thought a war was essential than to… — Andrew Greeley
On their own merits modest men are dumb. — George Colman
They are damn good projects - excellent projects. That goes for all the projects up there. You know some people make fun of people who… — Harry Hopkins
Outside of dumb luck, the number one way serial killers are caught is through the help of the public. — Pat Brown
I remember working with Rod, though, on Chrysler Hour. I was too young and dumb to know that I was supposed to be scared of… — Sally Kellerman
Half of being smart is knowing what you are dumb about. — Solomon Short
Marilyn was a great actress, not a dumb blond bombshell. She was very smart, very astute and a good businesswoman. — Unknown Author
My favorite classes were always dumb nerdy vocabulary. — Karen Russell
A lot of new writers assume you have to know the where the story is going and that it flows out as molten gold. But… — Patrick Rothfuss
Though the male can be noble in reason and infinite in faculties, he is also easily amused by shiny toys, especially ones that do dumb… — Patricia Marx
I love television; I specifically love having a dumb character on a TV show. — Bill Lawrence
The American people frankly have been, over many, many years - to be blunt - fat, dumb and happy. If they want their children to… — Eli Broad
Love is like a booger. You keep picking at it until you get it, then wonder what to do with it. — Oscar Wilde
Have you ever been in love? Horrible isn't it? It makes you so vulnerable. It opens your chest and it opens up your heart and… — Neil Gaiman
Love is blind deaf dumb and stupid. If I ever find that little turd I'm gonna kill cupid once and for all. — Kahlil Gibran
I'm not offended by dumb blonde jokes because I know that I'm not dumb. I also know I'm not blonde. — Dolly Parton

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