Dumb Quotes

1296 Dumb quotes by 922 unique authors

There are two types of television: the first makes the intelligent more difficult to govern, and the second makes the dumb easier to govern. — Jean Guehenno
It's a beautiful night were looking for something dumb to do hey baby I think I wanna marry you. — Bruno Mars
Who ever told you the sky is the limit is lookin dumb cause I'm 22 and I'm moonwalkin on the sun. — Big Sean
Whoever said the sky's the limit looking dumb, cause I'm 22 moon walking on the sun. — Big Sean
I try and tell her friends, but they as dumb as her, Burst of a feather, I see it makes it worse, I hit her… — Kid Cudi
You make the guys all dumb. — will.i.am
Being a dude, you know that after you bust, youre stupid for like four and a half minutes. You are really fucking dumb. I have… — Gym Class Heroes
Ain't nothin worse then a smart dumb nigga. — Katt Williams
Its about to go down.. My mom told me to tell you! To mind your damn motherfucking business bitch, you lil' stupid bitch , dumb… — Kevin Hart
I'm knockin niggaz out tha box, daily yo weekly, monthly and yearly until them dumb motherfuckers see clearly. — Unknown Author
MC Ren controls the automatic. For any dumb muthafucker that starts static. — Unknown Author
The King of the Ghetto ain't no punk mothafucka, I'll open my hand and slap mothafuckas, I guess they shouldn'ta been some stupid ass dumb… — Z-Ro
Flippin', listen baby I was never dumb. Sittin' in the lobby like I'm waitin' for some mail to come. — JR Writer
I wish that burrito was stuck on your big dumb nose! — Daffy Duck
Niggas with knowledge is more dangerous than niggas with guns. They make the guns easy to get and try to keep niggas dumb. — Talib Kweli
The dumb are mostly entrigued by the drum. -Masta Killa — Wu Tang
So you're probably looking at this and making fun of my outfit, right? Anyway here's all you really need to know about today; if... you're… — Brooke Davis
I throw one to him, next thing you know Im at the grocery store, the bar, the titty club, and every dumb motherf*cker I pass… — Kenny Powers
Baby open your mouth, I'm tryna get your tongue wet, dumb sex. Three or four bitches in a day, it's enough dick for all of… — Max B
Fam, don't try that punk shit, cause you'll get jumped quick. Dumb clips will get dumped quick where ya lunch went. Screw where ya from… — Jae Millz
Chalk another dumb move up to my foolish pride. — Jake Owen
I may be dumb, but I'm not a dweeb, I'm just a sucker with no self esteem. — Offspring
I'm so dumb, therefore I can't relate. I'm so dumb, there is nothing to hate. Really is it me, or is it fate? Give me… — Unknown Author
Deaf and blind and dumb and born to follow. What you need is someone strong to guide you, like me. — Unknown Author
I know you're young and dumb. — The Who

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