Dumb Quotes

1296 Dumb quotes by 922 unique authors

Now is the time for mirth, Nor cheek or tongue be dumb; For with the flowery earth The golden pomp is come. — Robert Herrick
I made this ecard for all the dumb chicks that complain about not having a good man. Because their to busy chasing assholes — Bryan Burden
Call me a slut, call me a whore. If you don't like me theres the door. Call me anorexics, call me fat. I can put… — Kiara Sellars
The greatest lesson I've learned in life is to: Never invest deep feelings for someone. Never hope that they'll love you the way you want… — Ritu Ghatourey
Hanging on to you Is like hanging on to A Rope made of fire.. It's difficult.. It's hurt... But I'm dumb enough To do it… — Ritu Ghatourey
Hey that's not fair! - A dumb bitch realizing she got bad directions to the fair. — Nikhil Saluja
Everything we need to know we learned in Kindergarten. Boys are dumb. — Unknown Author
Its about to go down.. My mom told me to tell you! To mind your damn motherfucking business bitch, you lil' stupid bitch , dumb… — Mia Lugo
There a 3 types of people in this world. Those who can count and those who can't. — Unknown Author
Assume that I'm dumb and you'll end up looking stupid. — SONYA PARKER
Playstation Network may have playstation plus and other stuff but the new system called xbox one is tight.While in your bed you can tell it… — Jamario Jackson
I know dumb minds think alike too. — Nikhil Saluja
I'm too smart to fall for dumb stuff. — SONYA PARKER
Im only rude if youre dumb and annoying. — Ramandeep Singh
Think of it a strong woman is usually a smart women, arguments with smart women makes more sense, plus after a steamy argument you could… — Glen Rambharack
Whiskey is risky but it makes the girls frisky. Dont be dumb and mix wine and rum. Beer before liquor, never been sicker. Liquor before… — Sarah
I'm sorry for the things I've done. I'm sorry I can't be your number one. I'm sorry I always put you to the test I'm… — Unknown Author
The feeling when u tell a person u like them and u feel like it was very dumb to say it friendship pro ruin. — Michael Lee
The only thing I have learned in thirty years is that women want men to stop asking dumb questions like that. — Nikhil Saluja
I don't understand why you like to Judge and criticize other people by the clothes they wear or the way they do their hair. Do… — Skylerbling
As a man I distinguish two kind of woman. The dumb one who praises your intelligence and the smart one proving you wrong. — Unknown Author
I hate when I'm singing a song and some idiot thinks the can join with me.... dumb fuck this isn't glee — Khadijah Holmes
A deaf child says'For all of you, I'm deaf; But for me, you all are dumb.' MORAL:Life differs in each perspective. So live the way… — Divya
Ever wondered why 'Bullies' snigger and whisper? Coz what they really saying is just pretend and it will upset her/him Hmmmmmm.... Sounds like a pretty… — A Badger
I'm too smart to fall for dumb shit. — SONYA PARKER

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