Dumb Quotes

1296 Dumb quotes by 922 unique authors

The dumb blonde stereotype only applies to girls. Blond guys aren't dumb, they are evil like in The Karate Kid or WWII. — Daniel Tosh
Life sucks Prostitues are on the corners People getting rapped people jumping the border hungry men discard everything for a pay check a fucking pay… — TheShadowOfhell
As I felt the blade touch my skin, I saw the blood seeping through from within. The bright red color is a beautiful flaw on… — Im Nothing
Here I am again, the same old situation Why does the guy think have to be so complicated? I shouldve played it cool, instead Ive… — CrYsTaL
~she doesnt care what people thinks of her anymore shes fucked up and shes always getting fucking rejected, invisible, dumb and people likes to use… — Unknown Author
I get that everyone hates me all because of one mistake and sorry but I can't go back and change it I just dont know… — Unknown Author
I aint smart, but I aint dumb either. I know the difference between a liar and a cheater. — Emily Tilley
You see a lot of smart guys with dumb women,but you hardly ever see a a smart woman with a dumb guy. — Chinney
What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor. Wheres my tractor — Unknown Author
Me seeing how thick my callous is on my hand — Michael Country
I can't stand those people that pretend to be something they're not. I can't deal with those people that hurt you over something dumb. It… — Alexis Klein
Lmfao I'm sure dumb people use this one — Berta
Owls r alws dumboooo.....!! — SangFroid Stalker
That awkward moment when the teacher gets a calculation wrong and you correct her.. And out of anger she shouts Do you think I'm stupid??!… — Evan Ceaser
And sometimes it hits me out of nowhere. All of a sudden this overwhelming sadness rushes over me. And I get discouraged and I get… — SangFroid Stalker
I love how Prince Charming is so dumb he doesn't recognize Cinderella without her shoe — Kendrick Cole
Say EYE Then spell M.A.P Then sayNESS........feel dumb don't you? — Brittany
The dark side of the moon looks like an only child who can't fit into place The dark side of the moon looks like a… — Unknown Author
I hate the fact that I trusted you...screw you and that ugly wanna be beauty queen,,,Your so dumb,,,The devil wouldn't want to put a curse… — Becka Miller
You should be smart enough to understand how dumb you are! — Unknown Author

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