Dumb Quotes

1296 Dumb quotes by 922 unique authors

It's like I have ESPN or something. My breasts can always tell when it's going to rain. — Mean Girls
Baby I got over you know .. and I am not a hoe for getting over you .. I call you Dumb for letting me… — Rita Sami
D.R.A.M.A dumb retards asking for more attention — Unknow
Fuck beating around the Bush! If SEX is all you want make that shit CLEAR, If you want a RELATIONSHIP make that shit CLEAR, If… — Tequila Lopez
I must be dumb for believing all those lies. I would've known from the start you had someone else in mind. Now I'm lost in… — Unknown Author
Sometimes you have to choose between being dumb for them or being smart for yourself. — Sonya Parker
Not all blondes are dumb or being asian means you're smart. It doesn't mean being pretty means you're loving. Stop judging people because of how… — Nicole Dominique
Stop worrying all the time, it's dumb. It's like carrying an umbrella and waiting for it to rain. — Ritu Ghatourey
Good girls don 't lie, Bad girls don't cry , Dumb girls need air , Naughty girls need underwear, Sweet girls aren' t mean ,… — Ritu Ghatourey
This guy had smuggler as a license plate in Washington. This were I say what a joke dude gets caught smuggling. Some people are to… — Kevin McCarty
You never had to lie to me just keep it real because now you look DUMB to me! — Frenchqueen
Shoutout to the side chicks patiently waiting for HIM to leave his main chick you're a dumb bitch. — Ritu Ghatourey
Life is just like a garbage dumb we have to remove it and make our life happy. — Hemant Kshatriya
~ Romance Mathematics ~ Smart Man + Smart Woman = Romance Smart Man + Dumb Woman = Affair Dumb Man + Smart Woman = Marriage… — A Josland
Once I had a girlfriend...and she is just dumb.... — RahuulTpg
Romance works because ladies love dumb stuff and they are easily swayed by meaningless gestures. That's why all dudes have the same technique. It's called… — Daniel Tosh
I hate the feeling when youre talking to someone you love and you feel nothing but annoying and dumb — Ritu Ghatourey
Swag stands for: secretly we are gay. so those people that say I have swag.. isnt a man but still yet a boy that needs… — Megannn(:
When people ask me, How the hell did you score that chick? I say, If she's dumb enough to love me, I'm dumb enough to… — Rudy Espinoza
I'm original, weird, dumb and talkative. I am who I am, I don't suck up, I say what is on my mind,But if you meet… — Nishan Panwar
Math is dumb. only pirates need to find x. — Ritu Ghatourey
But to wish is first to think, And to think is to be dumb, And barren of a word to drop That to a milder… — Philip Larkin
Behind every beautiful girl there is a dumb ass boy who did her wrong and make her strong! — Unknown Author
Just a dumb blonde :p — JUSTCHILL:D
The blind faith turns the spirit dumb and deaf. — Jean-Paul Malfatti

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