Dude Quotes

514 Dude quotes by 355 unique authors

I'm telling you, dude, school dances, they're just a conspiracy — RJ Berger
Listen to your friend Billy Zane, he's a cool dude! -Hansel — Zoolander
Heads start bobbin like who's this? Vado that dude spits sharper than steak knives from Ruth Chris. You ordurbs get toothpicks, I aim to shoot… — Unknown Author
Let james be james!.... -guitar dude — Big Time Rush
Sorry, I hooked up with Bender last night. Dude was all over my snooze button. -Alarm Clock — Futurama
Dude, Cartman, look! Your mom is on the cover of Crack Whore magazine! - Kyle Broflovski — South Park
What? Dude? Are you talking about getting married? You cant even say it with a straight face. Look at that little smirk. — Brody Jenner
Yo whats up? Dude Ive called you like five times, youre not returning my phone calls? — Brody Jenner
Dude, if you are mad at me for hanging out with Lauren, then that is ridiculous. Its like how long have we been friends for?… — Brody Jenner
Dude! I dont have a problem with you, you know that, its like I love ya, weve been best friends since we were kids, its… — Brody Jenner
I pop another trunk, and show the world I'm screwed up. This say different color chain, will make you put your jewels up. Say bitch… — Trae Tha Truth
I had The Longest Run out of every dude in every state. I brought dudes together from all over the world, from all types of… — Big Meech
The Big Punisher is Ready, meet me at Vito's with noodles, we'll do this dude while he's slurpin spaghetti. — Big Pun
Yeah, they tell you never say never, cause forevers a fact they tell you, never say n-gga to a dude who aint black. — Unknown Author
But if the connotations change to a n-gga being my man than why cant I just call a dude who is just that? — Unknown Author
That sounds crazy. Bring us to a whole another country, so that we can rob the dude who runs the country. I thought this is… — Fast Five
I met this dude the other day named Daryl...he gon' tell me to call him "Delicious". "Ced, you can just call me 'Delicious'". [Laughs, then… — Cedric The Entertainer
In a natural mood then I'm a natural dude and we some natural fools blowin' out by the pool. She like my sexy-cool mama with… — Baby Bash
That's the kind of dude I was lookin' for and yes you'll get slapped if you're lookin' hoe. — Nicki Minaj
Handle it? For two billion dollars I could handle my Grandpas balls dude. — Eric Cartman

Who Wrote These Dude Quotes

355 authors contributed a total of 514 Dude Quotes, led by these top contributors: