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Dude Quotes by Nick Swardson
- Hello........Cool I hope its a naked dude with a boner.
- Dude, we were just kidding JP. Don't be mad at us!
- Dude, wanking off on my mom is one thing, but doing your grandma...Thats legendary!
More Dude Quotes
- Not a lot of individuals get to refer to the Lord in their prayers as 'Dude', but he's doing a new thing… — Stephen Baldwin
- I always feel like there is some dude out there with money that I could fall back on if I needed to. — Kirstie Alley
- I struggle to be rugged and raw dude, trying to survive in the trials and lawsuits, Everybody wants to test me, WHY… — Tupac Shakur
- That's the kinda dude I was lookin fo & yes you'll get slapped if you lookin hoe — Nicki Minaj
- Be cool to the pizza dude. — Unknown Author
- Take shots at em, I guess you could call it a parody. But compared to D, they one-fourth from watermelon to a… — Drake
- On playing Batman and his daughter: If I was doing the sequel to Frozen I would be a hero. My two older… — Ben Affleck
- I went to a restaurant, and I saw a guy wearing a leather jacket, eating a hamburger, drinking a glass of milk.… — Mitch Hedberg
- The other night I was walking down the stairs behind one of my daughters. I was tired, and she was goofing around,… — Forest Whitaker
- Dude, are my eyes seeing what my brain is telling my eyes that they're seeing? — James Roday
- Can I get a fork?; There were no utensils in medieval times, hence there ARE no utensils AT Medieval Times- would you… — Matthew Broderick
- There ain't no problem that some other dude didn't have 1,000 years ago. — Will Smith