Dude Quotes

514 Dude quotes by 355 unique authors

Dude the IRS is gonna make so much dough off the mega millions!!! — Katy Perry
Being single has changed drastically with my age. A lot of things are different. Especially being single now. Because when I used to go out… — Eddie Murphy
I get spotted now and again. Some people say, 'You're that elf dude, right?' — Orlando Bloom
Sometimes you eat the bar, and sometimes the bar eats you, dude. — Sara Underwood
There would be a lot of really nice people saying a lot of nice things. But then I get to the one person who would… — Andrew Garfield
We wanted to do an early 90's R&B song. I think it was Jorma who said, 'What about giving a gift where you take the… — Andy Samberg
Dude, I'm saying no mud around my weiner. — Big Black
His nuts is shot...Dude, check your nuts. — Big Black
I've been so candid in the past, and it's burned me. I used to speak without a filter, but I end up in hot water.… — Pete Wentz
Ive said this before, women are a vice to me. But that was a different time in my life. I have a problem trusting people… — Shia Labeouf
My father is the sweetest man in the world and the scariest dude all at the same time. Nobody affects me to the magnitude that… — Shia Labeouf
My son I worry about. I'm pretty sure he's gonna be gay. At this point I'm just hoping he's not a bottom. Sorry to sound… — Adam Carolla
I had the worst one the other night. I was out with my girlfriends, and this guy comes up to me and tells me the… — Amber Lancaster
Man look at this shit I came from, this narrow point of view, how you hating on a dude that wanted it more than you? — J. Cole
I'm the coolest dude with the ability to camouflage in ice. — Simon Quperlier
I got a call from my manager. He said, 'Dude, dude, you're nominated!' Then I fell back asleep. I was out cold. LeBron James got… — Tracy Morgan
Y lady breakdowns, I become more of a dude when I'm losing it. I'm drinking a ton and maybe dating some guys who are not… — Rashida Jones
Don't even try to judge me dude, you don't know what the fuck I've been through. — Eminem
Be independent,You make a dude want you MORE when he knows you don't need him. — Kiana JWilson
Bitches who get tattoos on their arms is a fucking dude — Mike Rivera

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