Dude Quotes

514 Dude quotes by 355 unique authors

Son dude you might get slumped on a humble. Might get a stealth torpedo to make you tumble. — Red Cafe
Fuck no! Negative. You will not and if you ever do see us, dude, shoot us in the face 'cause we don't know what the… — Slipknot
I was like, 'Dude, make me look bad. Please. I want to look ugly. I want to wear orange pants. — Evanescence
I wouldn't mind a dude that could take my attitude and take the time to listen. Someone that understands when I need a lil space… — Unknown Author
Dude you're being silly 'cause you're never gonna get that girl — Unknown Author
Dude she's amazing and I can't believe you got that girl — Unknown Author
2 pac not dead mon..he in africa mon...i was chilling with him last week modasucka...he a cool dude — Michael Blackson
Dude is it really true you screwed my mom? — Hollywood Undead
With you I done lied to, it ain't because I tried to. Just because I didn't wanna be the dude you always cried to. — Dom Kennedy
Hello........Cool I hope its a naked dude with a boner. — Nick Swardson
Dude, we were just kidding JP. Don't be mad at us! — Nick Swardson
Dude, wanking off on my mom is one thing, but doing your grandma...Thats legendary! — Nick Swardson
I've heard a lot of really awful, negative things said about Pete, and it's like, Dude, you don't even have a clue how honest and… — Patrick Stump
I can do it like a brother, do it like a dude. Grab my crotch wear my hat low like you. — Jessie J
Getting money, lil dude. Big crib shit look like a middle school. — Rick Ross
Dude u r best.... — Kid Cudi
Jay: Dude, I think he's doing the dice thing too much. Jonah: That's really all he's got. — Knocked Up (The Movie)
Dude! That means that by some fate we were paired together and she thought of me. Thought of me enough to want me to be… — Superbad
Dude, Ted is a fucking murderer! I can't fuck with him! I got a wife, man! She's gonna be out of jail soon. I wanna… — Pineapple Express
Saul: You still got that bong I got you when I was in Tel Aviv? Red: Hell yeah, Bong Mitzvah! Hit it up, dude! — Pineapple Express

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355 authors contributed a total of 514 Dude Quotes, led by these top contributors: