Dude Quotes

514 Dude quotes by 355 unique authors

I was a sort of serious little dude - snobby. — Joseph Gordon-Levitt
So the kind of boy I was, or that I was told to be, you were kind of this like half-gladiator, half-dude who, you know,… — Junot Diaz
Dude, my father wasn't so hideous. Can't you tell by looking at me? — Dante
When you brake up with a dude all you think about is missing him. — Unknown Author
Just scratched my butthole with the corner of the couch and now I know exactly how the dude felt when he invented the wheel. — Nikhil Saluja
Text her goodnight. That other dude that's in love with her probably already texted her. You gotta outshine him. — Nikhil Saluja
You know you're drunk when you hear Look! That guy's so drunk he can't even walk! coming from a dude in a wheelchair. — Nikhil Saluja
She doesn't want a man. She just wants a dude she can text all day that makes her laugh. — Nikhil Saluja
M.I.T.: I had a nervous breakdown this weekend. Have some fries. Caltech: I had three nervous breakdowns this weekend. Have some fries. Yale: I got… — Kevin
Llaaaaaa dude — Unknown Author
Today is the *100* Day that You and I met.. We have our up's and down's but we get over them. And still remain friends.… — Jasmine
I'm as awkward as it gets,dude,but I embrace the awkward! I embrace the awkward and make everyone else feel awkward. — Christofer Drew
It's this guy's birthday today!! YAY!! haha...James a.k.a Rockstar, lol:) Happy 17th! Your growing up! *tear* xD lols! I just wanted to say how awesome… — Rayy Of Sunshine
I said well here you headin to, she said somewhere with this dude, I meet him at the club last night, I dont really know… — Auburn
So I wrote to my buddy James Cameron .. u know that titanic dude ... anywaysss I was complaining about that whole final scene of… — Joey Bones
U know wat adminzzz ur startin to really piss me off, ok u already taken down one of my picture quotes, OOPS I'm sorry u… — Unknown Author
Mess with me.You get off with a warning.Mess with my family.You get off with a broken nose.Mess with my friends 'DUDE GO FIND A GRAVE'. — Abhishek Tiwari
This gurl so got anger problems and her bf is making her jel dont mess with tht bitch dude — Finlay Mckeown
Those dudes who get jealous when you talking to another dude.-.- So stupid. — Jasmine
I love pandas, they're so chill. They're like dude, racism is so stupid. I'm black white and Asian — Sarah Moores

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