Dude Quotes

514 Dude quotes by 355 unique authors

Me: Well, you see, I, uh, I'm a cancer survivor. Person #1: And how's that working out for you? Me: Well, you see, I, uh,… — Jordan Sonnenblick
Uh-uh, dude. I tried it your way with the dating and the girls and the kissing and the drama, and man, I didn't like it.… — John Green
Could be. Iâ€™m a pretty dangerous dude when Iâ€™m cornered.â€ â€œYeah,â€ said the voice from under the table, â€œyou go to pieces so fast people… — Douglas Adams
Dude, you're a vampire. EVERY day sucks for you. — Heather Brewer
It a dude and a girl, and the house and wooo scary things happen and then they kill everything. — Ilona Andrews
Let's scope the place out," he suggested, heading around the side of the building, "and be careful in the bushes." "Why?" Amy asked. "This is… — Peter Lerangis
You can read minds, and you didn't tell me?â€ Link stared at me like he just found out I was the Silver Surfer. He rubbed… — Kami Garcia
He reclined on a delightfully cushioned lounge in the sprawling ranch Paris had rented. In Dallas, Texas, of all places. Promiscuity had decked himself out,… — Gena Showalter
Claire said. â€œI might be able to get him to stop.â€ â€œWho, crazy dude? Maybe. Or he might pull your head off,â€ Shane said. â€œI… — Rachel Caine
Pet the cat dude," says Sam. "She brought you a present. She wants you to tell her how badass she is." "You are a tiny… — Holly Black
Strider: Red hots dude. He'd ruin anything for a mouthful of those. Now pull over. William: Gummy Bears. You should have said so. — Gena Showalter
Whoa," Connor Stoll said. "Back up. Zoom in right there." "What?" Annabeth said nervously. "You see invaders?" "No, right thereâ€”Dylan's Candy Bar." Connor grinned at… — Rick Riordan
Aw, he's just you know...entrenched," Matt said. "Gotta adjust to the perspective and deal from there." Then he added, "Not that I'd want him as… — Wendelin Van Draanen
I rode an elevator with a guy who was whistling the tune of 'this is the song that never ends'. Putting that on me? Come… — Taylor Swift
Hey, rock dude, are you destroying the house? Causing mayhem? Whoâ€™s a ferocious gargoyle? Stoneyâ€™s a ferocious gargoyle. — Devon Monk
Just his luck he was related to this grubby old dude. He hoped all sons of Neptune didn't share the same fate. First, you start… — Rick Riordan
Jeez, Hazel," Percy said, "tell your horse to watch his language." Hazel tried not to laugh. "What did he say?" "With the cussing removed? He… — Rick Riordan
In the center stood a marble alter, where a kid in a toga was doing some sort of ritual in front of a massive golden… — Rick Riordan
Percy: I thought Iâ€™d lost my mom forever, and I was stuck on a hill in a thunderstorm fighting this huge bull dude while Grover… — Rick Riordan
Dude,â€ I said, leaning over the desk, â€œIâ€™m about as psychic as a carrot. — Darynda Jones

Who Wrote These Dude Quotes

355 authors contributed a total of 514 Dude Quotes, led by these top contributors: