Dude Quotes

514 Dude quotes by 355 unique authors

Hey dude are you flappy bird ?! Cuz everybody hates you. — Unknown Author
I first believed in love at first sight but then again reality dawned on me when you treated me like crap..when you wanted sex..you always… — SoH-NiYaH
Ever watched this a guy takes over some dude life I guess dies or something for the government. He his twin brother I believe, but… — Michael Country
;; LOL @ this dude buying condoms, and getting his card declined!, he just got cock blocked by Visa!!! — Brittany Marcum
Can't help but laugh at this dude buying condoms and getting his card declined. He just got cock blocked by Visa. — Brii Ann
I want to be a rich girlfriend,the girlfriend to the responsible dude ,and the wife of that rich man — Trishmonnie
Dude she just called you fat! Oh Hell No! Hold my Cake! — Simba
Dude, suckin' at something is the first step to being sorta good at something — Adventure Time
Oi the dude who I just subscribe to can you please inbox me if you don't mind please — Fading_scars
Dude I hate man for real all there good for is friends!!!!!!!!!!!! haha fuck them all I will keep them as friends — Unknown Author
We can never be friends if your gay!!!especially if your a dude — Ashaba
NELIX!!! I love this dude! like no joke!!! He helps me SMILE:) when I'm really sad... SO I hope he makes you smile too, b/c… — Broken Soul
I grab all the stuff I need and shooed them out of the kitchen. Heath came back in right after. Need any help? Sure you… — Unknown Author
I walked over and sat next to him. Jade.. What was that last night? He raised his eyebrows in a flirtatious way. I didn't think… — Unknown Author
Hey now don't judge my get up.. I wrapped my arms around my self being self conscious in a house full of boys! Heath got… — Unknown Author
I'd rather have me an ugly dude who treats me right...instead of a pretty boy who does me wrong. — Arlene Felicia
This guy was having a problem with mice in his apartment. Dude, he told a friend, I've tried everything and those damn mice keep coming… — Celeste Hartman
So,you saw a handsome boy with an ugly girl and you are like jeez! What the hell is that dude doing with that girl...she's so… — Dora Providence
Dude ur lucky you got her. She's ur's. So step up and treat her right , or she won't be your's for long — DUB$TEPPER
Summer,Ahhh, Breath in those oceans, no potions... Eat those Junk foods, come on dude.... Dance on the sand, as I take your hand.... a summer's… — Unknown Author

Who Wrote These Dude Quotes

355 authors contributed a total of 514 Dude Quotes, led by these top contributors: