Dude Quotes

514 Dude quotes by 355 unique authors

Dude I know why we cant sleep ..because our pupils are so big that our eyelids cant fit over them — Thulani
No, dude, being a total jerk to a girl does not make you look cool — Jhiess Krieg
The last thing a guy should ever do is let another dude be there for his girl, because a shoulder to cry on eventually becomes… — KM II
This girl just got mad cause I said she had awesome boobs, how the hell was I supposed to know the dude holding her hand… — Green Monk
If you're a dude wearing a scarf, I'm just going to assume you're keeping your neck muscles warm to suck many dicks. — Green Monk
Now...I fail to notice which exam fall on which date... unsure emoticon Dude...Please leave my mind alone...I can't concentrate on anything...!!! It is not attention… — Unknown Author
Well, I may be stuck here, but at least I've got a nice view. There's the jade place... and the bamboo forest and a cute… — Po - The Dragon Warrior
I'm a peaceful dude. — Method Man
Sorry dude, but we're in a boxing match and you went against your word and tried to make me look weak and stupid in front… — Dustin Diamond
Wayne has always been my biggest influence. It's weird because I sit down and talk to Wayne like he's just a regular human being, and… — Nicki Minaj
Dinosaur fossils? God put those there to test our faith." Thank God I'm strapped in right now here man. I think God put you here… — Bill Hicks
Fuck Wendy Williams, the bitch look like a dude, her body looks chewed and her hair looks glued. — Lil Wayne
I can talk to him about anything and its just been a blessing to have him by my side and for him to give me… — Bow Wow
Popstars like you, you need a dude like me to appreciate your wealth, I know you got an elevator in your house but with me… — Yelawolf
Leonardo aint see these trial and tribulations foul situations with some mild stipulations... I fee llike being an addict is a curse theres suttn bout… — Joe Budden
I be posted with my blunt and a brew my dude — Kid Cudi
Yea, I think it's time to move on, You should dump that dude and sit on the throne, And I'm a treat you like the… — Lil Twist
I'm a good dude I just gotta alot addiction. — Slim Thug
I was taught stay hard as they come dude, I was taught any problems confront you, I was taught in this concrete jungle, Rumble young… — Juelz Santana
I released an album then, and it didn't do anything. Everyone thought I was that funny dude. — Jamie Foxx

Who Wrote These Dude Quotes

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