"Dude, Ted is a fucking murderer! I can't……" — Pineapple Express

"Dude, Ted is a fucking murderer! I can't fuck with him! I got a wife, man! She's gonna be out of jail soon. I wanna fuck her! I wanna have sex with her! I am not gonna wake up murdered tomorrow. -Ted"

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