"Dude, Ted is a fucking murderer! I can't……" — Pineapple Express
"Dude, Ted is a fucking murderer! I can't fuck with him! I got a wife, man! She's gonna be out of jail soon. I wanna fuck her! I wanna have sex with her! I am not gonna wake up murdered tomorrow. -Ted"
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28 Quotes by Pineapple Express
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Couscous - the food's so nice they named it twice. -Dale
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Fuck the po-lice! -Saul
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He's a linger-er, you know what I mean, man? He just lingers. -Saul
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I ain't ever been shot before. Damn, that shit hurt. I got glass in my ass. -Matheson
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I feel like butter melting on top of a big ol' pile of flapjacks. [pause] Yeah. -Private Greg B. Miller
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I forgot, man, BROS BEFORE HOES. -Red
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I might act tough, but I got a lot of feelings, and you hurted damn every one of 'em. This…
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I used to use this little gun when I was a prostitute. -Red
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I'm trying to decide how stoned I am and just how on the verge of death am I right now.…
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I'm up in here tryna get a mother fuckin' scholarship! -Red
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It's like the rarest. It's almost a shame to smoke it. It's like killing a unicorn, with, like, a bomb.…
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