Pineapple Express Quotes

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• Angie, you're a fucking idiot. I say that with love. -Robert
• Couscous - the food's so nice they named it twice. -Dale
• Dude, Ted is a fucking murderer! I can't fuck with him! I got a wife, man! She's gonna be out of jail soon. I wanna…
• Fuck the po-lice! -Saul
• He's a linger-er, you know what I mean, man? He just lingers. -Saul
• I ain't ever been shot before. Damn, that shit hurt. I got glass in my ass. -Matheson
• I feel like butter melting on top of a big ol' pile of flapjacks. [pause] Yeah. -Private Greg B. Miller
• I forgot, man, BROS BEFORE HOES. -Red
• I might act tough, but I got a lot of feelings, and you hurted damn every one of 'em. This ain't over. -Matheson
• I used to use this little gun when I was a prostitute. -Red
• I'm trying to decide how stoned I am and just how on the verge of death am I right now. Like, am I seeing shit…
• I'm up in here tryna get a mother fuckin' scholarship! -Red
• It's like the rarest. It's almost a shame to smoke it. It's like killing a unicorn, with, like, a bomb. -Saul
• Clark: It's time to suck today's dick! Dale: Yeah, suck dick!
• You're in the jungle now, baby! -Saul
• Smell it. SMELL it! Enjoy. It's like... God's vagina! -Saul
• There's a fly in the ointment, shits hittin' the fan, the lion will speak! -Saul
• War is upon you! Prepare to suck the cock of karma! -Ken
• Well, be careful, man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork. -Saul
• When my foot was in the hole - and my groin - man, I felt like a wishbone. -Saul

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