Dude Quotes

514 Dude quotes by 355 unique authors

No sir man, I don't like that crap. I'm a rocker, dude, through and through. Here's my favorite bands. AC/DC, Van Halen not Van Hagar,… — Joe Dirt
She's your sister dude, she's gotta be and you made out with her man. What's wrong with you you pervert. You just said your sister's… — Joe Dirt
Boxers, man, except when I have to get dressed up. Then it's boxer-briefs. But never tighty-whities. Never. But dude! If they brought back Underoos? Dude,… — Colin Hanks
Today at school: Friend, 'Dude that song is old.' Some random person: 'Well so is your mom...but you still listen to her!' — Myself
I dont know you that well but u seem lik a really cool dude I hope u consiter me a friend n if u need… — Ashlynn
Mumbai Boy call Delhi Boy-:DuDe its TOO cold here I spend whole night with my girl friend Delhi Boy reply:Jalla maat..bc phone RakH. — Shubham Noottee Pandey
Best friends are those who, even if in jail for violence , will sit beside and say : dude.. That was some ass-kicked punch on… — Rose Hathway
Friend: Dude, that song is soo old. Me: So is your momm but you still listen to her. — Pretty Ladii
Your a really coll dude evry1 be cool to him n if ur not we got a problem bcuz he is my friend lol — Ashlynn Smith
I was born to stand up dude Now I'm grown and became that stand up dude.. — Kevin Mccarty
Best friend: wow that dude is hot Me: yea, I was once like him, I just grew more hotter. — Shamix
The dude you fight every girl over for today is same motherfucker who leaves your ass for the next door bitch tomorrow. — Kola Deng
What if you dove in the pool and while you where on the bottom freaking out some body poured oil on the surface and lit… — Jeremy G
I like a punk rock dude with hair just like Rihanna Like a go-go boy who dance like Lady Gaga They the guys that start… — Jeremy G
Dude, You have a beautiful girl wrapped around your finger. Wake up and realize it. Treat her right before she's gone. — NoLies
When a dude tells you he loves you more then his video games that's when you know he actually loves you. — Massie Moxley
Okay, so you're 10 years old, you have a laptop, ipod, Facebook and a Blackberry.. Dude when I was 10 I only had 1 thing… — Unkown
LOL @ the dude buying condoms and getting her card declined. she just got cock blocked by Visa! — Stephanie
Dude Liisten To Me She iis Not Coming Back.! — Ayyyoo Adrii
This guy had smuggler as a license plate in Washington. This were I say what a joke dude gets caught smuggling. Some people are to… — Kevin McCarty

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