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To commemorate the 40th anniversary of the moon landing, the three astronauts from Apollo 11 visited the White House. Neil Armstrong and Buzz Aldrin were…

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The hockey lockout of 1994 - 1995 has been settled. They have stopped bickering... and can now get down to some serious…
There are 17 more shopping days until Christmas. So, guys, that means 16 more days till we start shopping, right?
Texas is reportedly going to give college students the right to carry guns on campus. So I guess that next semester, every…
The first thing men notice about a woman is her eyes. Then, when her eyes aren't looking, they notice her breasts.
Real life is about reacting quickly to the opportunity at hand, not the opportunity you envisioned. Not thinking and scheming for the…
Earlier today, the White House released President Bush's tax return. Not surprisingly, under dependents, the president listed Iraq
Scientists say because of global warming they expect the world's oceans to rise four and a half feet. The scientists say this…
Al Gore announced he is finishing up a new book about global warming and the environment. Yeah, the first chapter talks about…
By the power invested in me by the state of New York and the Universal Life Church, I now pronounce you husband…
Lenscrafters is upset with Tea Partier Michele Bachmann because she called Planned Parenthood 'the Lenscrafters of abortion.' Lenscrafters released a statement today…
President Obama , I guess, is starting to confess to some of his anxieties. In a recent interview, President Obama said, 'I…
Today, possible presidential candidate Donald Trump released his birth certificate. It lists his eyes as blue and his hair as ridiculous.

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If you're built like a freight train, you can't drive around like a Volkswagen. — Unknown Author
To commemorate the 40th anniversary of the moon landing, the three astronauts from Apollo 11 visited the White House. Neil Armstrong and… — Conan O'Brien
I dont drive around London much. Any journey around Islington involves hundreds of speed bumps that seem to tear the bottom of… — Alan Davies
I worked at a McDonald's drive-through. I could always tell when girls were interested: They'd drive around again and say, 'I forgot… — James Franco
A lot of lies and misinformation has been put about by eco nuts on the back of a report by an idiot… — Michael O'Leary
Sometimes I'll drive around for months despair, nothing, nothing, then suddenly I will see something that seizes me... a shape, a combination… — Jeffrey Smart
The chattering bloody classes, or what I call the liberal Guardian readers, they're all buying SUVs to drive around London. I smile… — Michael O'Leary
When I was born here in Gulfport in 1966, my parents' interracial marriage was still illegal. And it was very hard to… — Natasha Trethewey
I mostly drive around in a Fiat 500 TwinAir, and that's a pretty small car! — Richard Hammond
I put music on and I drive around town. — Chris Isaak
The thing about New York is you can leave your house without a plan and find the day. You can't do that… — Michael Rapaport
We like to hunt and golf and drive around lost, and scratch and spit, and a whole lot of other disgusting stuff. — Tracy Byrd

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