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Drinking Quotes by Groucho Marx
- Let there be dancing in the streets, drinking in the saloons, and necking in the parlor.
- There is no sweeter sound than the crumbling of one's fellow man.
- He's so full of alcohol, if you put a lighted wick in his mouth he'd burn for three days.
- Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot.
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