Best Drink Qoutes

3544 Drink quotes by 2016 unique authors

How to Drink Like a Gentleman: The Things to Do and the Things Not To, as Learned in 30 Years' Extensive Research. — H. L. Mencken
I was drawn to all the wrong things: I liked to drink, I was lazy, I didn't have a god, politics, ideas, ideals. — Charles Bukowski
The water was not fit to drink. To make it palatable, we had to add whisky. By diligent effort, I learned to like it. — Winston Churchill
Let those that merely talk and never think, That live in the wild anarchy of drink — Ben Jonson
We drink and we die and continue to drink. — Denis Leary
My nerves could use a drink. — Grace Kelly
A drink is shorter than a tale — Omar Khayyam
I don't drink. I don't like it. It makes me feel good. — Oscar Levant
I suppose I'll be able to get a drink there. — Sean Connery
Drink, sir, is a great provoker of three things . . . nose-painting, sleep, and urine. Lechery, sir, it provokes, and unprovokes; it provokes the… — William Shakespeare
There are two things that will be believed of any man whatsoever, and one of them is that he has taken to drink — Booth Tarkington
It is better that I drink this beer and let their dreams come true than be selfish and worry about my liver. — Jack Handey
There are two impossibilities in life: "just one drink" and "an honest politician." — H. L. Mencken
If you drink O'Douls, you don't drink; but if you drink 20 O'Douls in a half hour, then you're a non-alcoholic. — Mitch Hedberg
I only drink to steady my nerves... sometimes I'm so steady I don't move for months. — W.C. Fields
Personally, I never drink on Oscar nights, as it interferes with my suffering. — Bob Hope
I'd like to help you, but you don't drink. — Bob Lemon
A study shows breast implants can cause nausea and dizziness... from all the free drinks. — Craig Kilborn
I never drink water... fish f**k in it. — W.C. Fields
I told my doctor, "I've swallowed a bottle of sleeping pills" and he told me to have a few drinks and get some rest. — Rodney Dangerfield
Vodka! That's a child's drink, why am I drinking this stupid drink, oh and why am I on a traffic island? — Dylan Moran
My friends drink everywhere. They even drink at the laundromat. I tried drinking at the laundromat, and I thought I was in a submarine, navigating… — Mike Birbiglia
Here is a tip for all you young people drinking wine. With pasta, drink white wine. With steak, drink red wine. And if you're vegan,… — Demetri Martin
The things that most deserve our gratitude we just take for granted. Without air we cannot live for more than a minute or two. Everyday… — Sri Chinmoy
Come sit with me! Let us drink the holy wine of happiness. — Rumi

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