Drink Quotes

3544 Drink quotes by 2016 unique authors

Personally, I never drink on Oscar nights, as it interferes with my suffering. — Bob Hope
I'd like to help you, but you don't drink. — Bob Lemon
A study shows breast implants can cause nausea and dizziness... from all the free drinks. — Craig Kilborn
I never drink water... fish f**k in it. — W.C. Fields
I told my doctor, "I've swallowed a bottle of sleeping pills" and he told me to have a few drinks and get some rest. — Rodney Dangerfield
Vodka! That's a child's drink, why am I drinking this stupid drink, oh and why am I on a traffic island? — Dylan Moran
My friends drink everywhere. They even drink at the laundromat. I tried drinking at the laundromat, and I thought I was in a submarine, navigating… — Mike Birbiglia
Here is a tip for all you young people drinking wine. With pasta, drink white wine. With steak, drink red wine. And if you're vegan,… — Demetri Martin
The things that most deserve our gratitude we just take for granted. Without air we cannot live for more than a minute or two. Everyday… — Sri Chinmoy
Come sit with me! Let us drink the holy wine of happiness. — Unknown Author
I trust in the Lord God Almighty ... that he will not take away from me the cup of his redemption, but firmly hope to… — Jan Hus
Cerevisiam Bibat! (drink beer for health) — Hildegard of Bingen
In heaven there is no beer. That's why we drink ours here. — Unknown Author
I don't drink these days. I am allergic to alcohol and narcotics. I break out in handcuffs. — Robert Downey, Jr.
We shall drink to our partnership. Do you like gin? It is my only weakness. — Unknown Author
You are quaffing drink from a hundred fountains: whenever any of these hundred yields less, your pleasure is diminished. But when the sublime fountain gushes… — Unknown Author
I did everything but drink the bong water when I was young. — Dana Rohrabacher
Let me speak frankly: separate but equal is a fraud. It is the language that tried to push Rosa Parks to the back of the… — Unknown Author
I love to sing, and I love to drink scotch. Most people would rather hear me drink scotch. — George Burns
Pessimism is a form of mental dipsomania; it disdains healthy nourishment, indulges in the strong drink of denunciation, and creates an artificial dejection which thirsts… — Rabindranath Tagore

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