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- TV's Tony Snow becomes the White House press secretary. How will he make the difficult transition from Fox News reporter to Republican apologist? ... Mr.…
- My guest Newt Gingrich shut down the government during the Clinton administration. I'll ask him when it's gonna start working again.
- I'll make fun of anybody. We're all about falling down and going boom on camera.
- Hey, single malt scotch, youre thirty years old. When are you going to settle down and get married to my stomach?
- Laughter brings the swelling down on our national psyche.
- Here's how it works: the president makes decisions. He's the decider. The press secretary announces those decisions, and you people of the press type those…
- Science attacks our most cherished opinions. Opinions which come straight from our collective gut. Oh, wait, according to gastroenterologists, the only thing that comes from…
- Here's how it works: the president makes decisions. He's the decider. The press secretary announces those decisions, and you people of the press type those…
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