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Done Quotes by Jack Handey
- Sometimes when I feel like killing someone, I do a little trick to calm myself down. I'll go over to the persons house and ring…
- I had dreams once. Once I wanted to build the world's longest suspension bridge. But then I found out someone else had already done it.
- If you ever go temporarily insane, don't shoot somebody, like a lot of people do. Instead, try to get some weeding done, because you'd really…
- I guess more bad things have been done in the name of progress than any other. I myself have been guilty of this. When I…
- If you go to a party, and you want to be the popular one at the party, do this: Wait until no one is looking,…
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- I don't think about my previous success. I'm happy that the work I've done has been very successful. — Aaliyah
- The sad truth is that most evil is done by people who never make up their minds to be good or evil. — Hannah Arendt
- Well begun is half done. — Aristotle
- The more I want to get something done, the less I call it work. — Richard Bach
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- The worst mistake a boss can make is not to say 'well done'. — John Ashcroft
- When I was doing Bean more than I've done him in the last few years, I did strange things - like appearing… — Rowan Atkinson
- The damage done in one year can sometimes take ten or twenty years to repair. — Chinua Achebe