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Dennis Miller has 151 quotes on this site. A few more worth reading:
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The only way the French are going in is if we tell them we found truffles in Iraq.
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And quit bringing up our forefathers and saying they were civil libertarians. Our founding fathers would have never tolerated any of this…
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You know there is a problem with the education system when you realize that out of the 3 R's only one begins…
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My fear of flying starts as soon as I buckle myself in and then the guy up front mumbles a few unintelligible…
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Why should I hate someone on the basis of their religion, when I can take a little time to get to know…
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Lotto fever hit New York again this week, and like the old saying goes, 'You gotta be in it to win it'...…
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In view of all the deadly computer viruses that have been spreading lately, Weekend Update would like to remind you: when you…
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There is a chalk outline slowly being drawn around common sense and most people can't identify the victim.
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And by the way, my belief is that if men were the ones getting pregnant, abortions would be easier to get than…
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I rant, therefore I am
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After 7 years of marriage, I am sure of 2 things: First, never wallpaper together and second, you'll need 2 bathrooms .…
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Big deal, so he scored. The last time I saw someone dance like that I had to pay her $20 and have…
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My touring has never stopped; from the time I started doing stand-up, I've been on the road.
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I don't like doing stand-up, because I don't like standing up.
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I love doing stand-up. It's so self-contained - you go there, you do it, you go home - but with telly, there…
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I didn't really like the aloneness of doing stand-up.
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Because I was surrounded by so much negativity at some point that it took me going back and doing stand-up to realize,…
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I’ll always be doing stand-up as long as people are still interested in seeing me.
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When you're doing stand-up, you want to stand onstage and, to the extent that you can, uncomplicatedly entertain.
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Being on TV sucks. It's a lot of work. You memorize scripts and then you show up and they change everything. I'm…
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Ive been doing stand-up since I was 15 years old.
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I think a lot comes from having the experience of doing stand-up comedy. It allows you to figure out the psychology of…
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I was doing stand-up at a restaurant and there was a chalkboard on the street out front. It said, Soup of the…
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