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Dog Quotes by David Letterman
- When I was a kid in Indiana, we thought it would be fun to get a turkey a year ahead of time and feed it…
- The weather here is gorgeous. It's mild and feels like it's in the eighties. The hot dog vendors got confused because of the weather and…
- Number one way life would be different if dogs ran the world: All motorists must drive with head out window.
- They have dog food for constipated dogs. If your dog is constipated, why screw up a good thing? Stay indoors and let 'em bloat!
- But I was thinking about this, the Obamas want to adopt a stray dog from the pound. And I think that is admirable. I believe…
More Dog Quotes
- In times of joy, all of us wished we possessed a tail we could wag. — Wystan Hugh Auden
- Life is life - whether in a cat, or dog or man. There is no difference there between a cat or a… — Sri Aurobindo
- Truth is a good dog; but always beware of barking too close to the heels of an error, lest you get your… — Francis Bacon
- Cats are very independent animals. They're very sexy, if you want. Dogs are different. They're familiar. They're obedient. You call a cat,… — Antonio Banderas
- If you call a cat, he may not come. Which doesn't happen with dogs. They're different types of animals. Cats are very… — Antonio Banderas
- When a man's best friend is his dog, that dog has a problem. — Edward Abbey
- We have to convince the people of Bucharest, who are dog lovers, to treat dogs like they treat their children and not… — Brigitte Bardot
- I can tell you that I'd rather be kissed by my dogs than by some people I've known. — Bob Barker
- Dogs feel very strongly that they should always go with you in the car, in case the need should arise for them… — Dave Barry
- There's a tremendous difference between alone and lonely. You could be lonely in a group of people. I like being alone. I… — Drew Barrymore
- Does not the gratitude of the dog put to shame any man who is ungrateful to his benefactors? — Saint Basil
- Oh, love will make a dog howl in rhyme. — Francis Beaumont