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• It reminds me of like this pathetic friend that everybody had when they were a little kid who would let you borrow…
• If aliens are watching us through telescopes, they're going to think the dogs are the leaders of the planet. If you see…
• We want to do a lot of stuff; we're not in great shape. We didn't get a good night's sleep. We're a…
• I love how you just make coffee and then somehow something gets done.
• I have no plants in my house. They won't live for me. Some of them don't even wait to die, they commit…
• Let's examine the dog mind: Every time you come home, he thinks it's amazing. He can't believe that you've accomplished this again.…
• The big advantage of a book is that it's very easy to rewind. Close it and you're right back at the beginning.
• Surveys show that the #1 fear of Americans is public speaking. #2 is death. That means that at a funeral, the average…

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