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- It was almost noon when the plane touched down at the Triad airport on the outskirts of Greensboro. There was a hire… — Greg Egan
- Try to imagine a life without timekeeping. You probably can’t. You know the month, the year, the day of the week. There… — Mitch Albom
- The air conditioning in Lamborghinis used to be an asthmatic sitting in the dashboard blowing at you through a straw. — Jeremy Clarkson
- Love makes the world go 'round, it's true, but lust stops the world in its tracks; love renders bearable the passage of… — Tom Robbins
- When I started driving our old four-door green DeSoto, I always took Skip on my trips around town. I would get Skip… — Willie Morris
- A brainscan cannot interpret itself and neither can a data dashboard in education. — Andy Hargreaves
- Cars will soon have the Internet on the dashboard. I worry that this will distract me from my texting. — Andy Borowitz
- In some circles Stalin has in fact been making a comeback. His portrait hangs above the dashboard of trucks, a symbol of… — Serge Schmemann