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Current Quotes by Dave Barry
- Dogs need to sniff the ground; it's how they keep abreast of current events. The ground is a giant dog newspaper, containing all kinds of…
- Most American homes have alternating current, which means that the electricty goes in one direction for a while, then goes in the other direction. This…
- I say we scrap the current system and replace it with a system wherein you add your name to the bottom of a list, and…
More Current Quotes
- Tourism is a crucial industry that could employ millions of Filipinos, skilled and unskilled alike, cross those 7,107 islands of the Philippines.… — Benigno Aquino III
- I have to admit I've found myself doing the same things that a lot of other rock stars do or are forced… — Kurt Cobain
- Hockey has given me everything, most importantly it brought me to Swift Current, where I met my wife Deb. — Joe Sakic
- I have a real issue with radio these days. I just am not into the current music. — Carnie Wilson
- The current global landscape is quite different from the not-too-distant past. The process of globalization has intensified, and the world is moving… — Michelle Bachelet
- Filibusters have proliferated because under current rules just one or two determined senators can stop the Senate from functioning. Today, the mere… — Evan Bayh
- It is a fact that governments tend to put in place policies and strategies in response to current scenarios. — Julie Bishop
- Now that the Court has declared money to be speech, I say we replace the current Court with some Ben Franklins, Thomas… — Elayne Boosler