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Couple Quotes by Nikhil Saluja
- Diode: A couple of long poems
- WATERBED, A device that may help a marriage -- then again, the couple may drift apart
- MAKING LOVE: Man: Call it what you want just as long as we end up in bed. Woman: The greatest expression of intimacy a couple…
- I never knew you could offend someone by masturbating. This couple just opened their closet and they look really pissed.
- The best thing that can happen to a couple married for fifty years or more is that they both grow nearsighted together.
- Revenge is a dish best served on the boobs a couple of times.
- A couple is married for 47 years and the woman dies. At the funeral, the pallbearers swing the coffin, which hits a wall. From inside…
- A Woman Never Say: It's only the third quarter, you should order a couple more pitchers.
- I spent a couple of hours defrosting the freezer last night or, as my wife likes to call it, foreplay!
- When you see a married couple coming down the street, the one who is two or three steps ahead is the one that's mad.
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