Condom Quotes

136 Condom quotes by 104 unique authors

If you come to a live show, it's a sensory assault. You will leave covered in sweat, beer, glitter, and, just maybe, you'll get a… — Kesha
You keep talkin' about getting screwed... well son, I didn't bring a condom, but I did bring one great big can of whoop-ass! — Stone Cold Steve Austin
Beat that pussy up, beat it down til' your head explode, mammi up, certified; show me how you feel inside, if that condom pop, I… — Maino
I'm just so happy to be out of that condom stage of life. — Charlotte York
Think he just finished sniffin a ki, and dippin the D's. Don't hate me, hate. Nicky Barnes for hittin my moms. Letting the condom pop,… — Barrington Levy
You think I'm an inventor? "He created a dick-skin condom, He hollowed out a penis and put it on", what the fuck? -Ben Stone — Knocked Up (The Movie)
It was a mistake, I should have worn a condom. — Sara Quin
I'll fuck yo bitch with a Louis Vuitton condom. — Big Sean
Put a condom on your heart and fuck your feelings — Unknown Author
Bullet proof condom when Im in these hoes. Got staples on my d**k, why? F*ckin centerfolds. — Kanye West
Put a condom over his heart, and Fuck his feeling's — Unknown Author
Sicker than if she gave me AIDS, plus some teeth decay. Then she stole my condom, try to auction it on eBay. — Mac Miller
Seeing Nicole clean is like seeing Mike with a condom. It just doesnt happen. -Vinny — Jersey Shore
Fake friends are suckers... They're all useless, jst lyk a wasted condom — Unknown Author
The only thing girls are good for are being in your wallet and on yo dick just like a condom. — Unknown Author
Touch the road with a pack of condom, cause you I get Pussy anywhere I walk. — Vybz Kartel
Girl: Take the condom off ! Boy: Why? Girl: YOLO. Boy: Okay, but if you get pregnant, YOYO. Girl: What's that ? Boy: YOU ON… — Giftthabest
Using condom can prevent you you from diseases and unwanted pregnant but not from sinning against your own body — Clerecup
Do you think I give a llama skinned condom about that? — Jenna Marbles
1 + 1 = 3 if you don't use condom... — Don Kel
Listen, Lloyd, I want you to put all my files, folders, binders, everything into a box! If you find a used condom, an executioners mask,… — Ari Gold
I'm a double XL nigga. Magazine and condom size. — Big Sean
He wears a live rattlesnake as a condom. — Bill Brasky
There's More Life In A Unused Condom Than This Party — Corrie Gardner
It's funny that most milfs nowadays are 16. — Daniel Ellis

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