Condom Quotes

136 Condom quotes by 104 unique authors

From the woman who musters the courage to ask her husband to wear a condom, counter to cultural pressures, to the woman in Parliament who… — Unknown Author
If we only said safe sex, use a condom, we won't stop the spread of AIDS in this country. — Thabo Mbeki
Fear is the condom of life. It doesn't allow you to enjoy things. — Alejandro Gonzalez Inarritu
I'm the type to have a bullet-proof condom and still gotta pull out. — Big Sean
No one has invented a condom for the pen yet — Khushwant Singh
You must always remember, the most important fashion accessory is the condom. — Lady Gaga
Wrestling is very similar to gay sex, but you don't have to wear condoms. — Jack Barakat
Arnold Schwarzenegger looks like a condom full of walnuts.... — Clive James
It needs to become as easy to get hold of a condom in a poor country as Coca-Cola. — Clare Short
I do support a sex-positive attitude for young people. Use condoms, that's important. I love the idea that promiscuity can be healthy but it's got… — Rachael Taylor
Put a condom in their hand and hope it don't bust. — Coolio
What is it that you think about just before you get a condom? Sex! — Amy Lockwood
Only 3 percent of people in the DRC use condoms. — Amy Lockwood
You can hand out condoms, drop bombs, build roads, or put in electricity, but until the girls are educated a society won’t change. — Greg Mortenson
You know, the condom is the glass slipper of our generation. You slip it on when you meet a stranger. You dance all night, then… — Chuck Palahniuk
You're going to find this hard to believe, but cops aren't required to carry emergency condoms." Joe Morelli — Janet Evanovich
Now, this is where I draw the line! It's bad enough everybody in town's going to be thinkin' I'm sleeping with a depressed, lice-ridden, hemorrhoidal… — Susan Elizabeth Phillips
For one moment we are not failed tests and broken condoms and cheating on essays; we are crayons and lunch boxes and swinging so high… — Laurie Halse Anderson
Indeed, religion allows people to imagine that their concerns are moral when they are highly immoral - that is, when pressing these concerns inflicts unnecessary… — Sam Harris
We tilt our heads back and open wide. The snow drifts into our zombie mouths crawling with grease and curses and tobacco flakes and cavities… — Laurie Halse Anderson
Oh yeah, this was so comforting. Like a porcupine in a condom factory.’ (Danger) — Sherrilyn Kenyon
Some words have multiple meanings. Scholastic, aware that I'm allergic to preservatives, kindly got someone to translate the phrase "I can only eat food without… — Maggie Stiefvater
Jim eyed me for a couple of seconds, then got off the bed and went to curl up on the pile of blankets I'd arranged… — Katie MacAlister
but I don't want to wear a condom because I don't feel anything," and she says calmly... glaring at me,"If you don't use one you're… — Bret Easton Ellis
a salesman is an it that stinks to please but whether to please itself or someone else makes no more difference than if it sells… — E E Cummings

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